01 9 / 2014

I Want This Kid to Be My New Best Friend

  • 1: "Hey, mom? Wanna know what my puppet just said?"
  • 2: "What?"
  • 3: "He said, 'Get your hand out of my face!'"
  • 2: ...
  • 3: "And then I did. And he said NOTHING."
  • This kid is dark. I love her.

01 9 / 2014

(Source: orangeskins)

31 8 / 2014

31 8 / 2014

putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

(via antici--------pation)

31 8 / 2014

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

(Source: inactive-ughjohnwatson, via antici--------pation)

31 8 / 2014

fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

(via antici--------pation)

31 8 / 2014

(via thisiswhyamericasucks)
I’d like to move to a new planet please.

(via thisiswhyamericasucks)

I’d like to move to a new planet please.

31 8 / 2014

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via antici--------pation)

31 8 / 2014

"So tell us about how you dislike our country and want to move to another one"
-my military family members

31 8 / 2014